Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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