What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Republicans

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Kefka > Sephiroth

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Knock knock Shut up

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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