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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

a pornstar comes early to a party

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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