everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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