- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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