- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

This is not funny.

Youre mom is so dead...

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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