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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Black people having a Job.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

YOLO

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Caramel Boing.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

penis haha

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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