If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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