What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Check out page 4016 :)

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Vagina Boob

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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