I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Invisible Children Foundation.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Sammi suck kyles chode

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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