why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Soccer...

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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