- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Chick Norris... Enough said

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Homonyms should be band.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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