- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Reading the Terms and Conditions

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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