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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Girls soccer

What is your bill about? Clinton

what do you call a black guy african american

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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