Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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I love you

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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