What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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