What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Stop procrastinating.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

James Patrick Campbell

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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