- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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