What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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this is stupid .... yep

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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