When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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