- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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