- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Knock knock

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

im @ work, LOL.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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