Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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nolan is gay

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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4 hours later.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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