"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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France had one revolution

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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