- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

A guy was beet by his wife.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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