If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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