Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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A man was shot. He died.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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8--------------------- penis

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Barbara Streisand

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Anti Joke

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