- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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