Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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I need to start studying.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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