"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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