- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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