Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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you first

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Knock, Knock Come in

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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