Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Women's rights.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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