- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

guest what i love pancakes

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Weed.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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