What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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National security?

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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