An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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