Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Dyslexia ruels!

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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