what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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