Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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You suck big fat slobber

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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