- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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