- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

I forgot what i was gonna say

What's 9+ 10?! 19

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

fish fishy caoimhin

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

why dont they make black forks

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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