Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Women's Rights.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Anti Joke

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