- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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