- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

whos district champs not JM

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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