A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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sharks

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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where is the world?

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Derp

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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