Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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You have friends

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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