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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

I woke up today

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Your mom.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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