What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

The global news

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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