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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Death by kayak

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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