- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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