Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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