- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Cleveland winning something

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Bags of delicious poop.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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