Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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What can fly? Lots of things

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Logan's gay

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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