What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Where's my tractor?

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

wanna hear a joke? i dont

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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