- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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