Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Whats green? The color green.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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