What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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Donald Trump.

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