- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Will nearis is here! Get it

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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