- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

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