poop.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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YOU

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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