There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Latvia isn't a joke

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Guess what What

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

A woman walks into a bar.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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