What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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