- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

Whats worse than suicide? death

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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