- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

White men's rights

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Barack Obama

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

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