- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Women's rights

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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