Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

CAVE JOHNSON.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Derp

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Vaginal secretions

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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