- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

A black man has a job.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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