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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

You were born.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

where is the world?

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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