- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Cancer

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

A woman walks into a bar.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

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