- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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