- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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