- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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