fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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