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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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