why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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black people

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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