- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

One time i was sitting down

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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