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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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