- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Whats white? A fridge

Cancer.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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