- Anti Joke

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

have safe sex

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp