why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Yo Mama just died.

Vote this up

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

What did Washington say to California? WC

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

100 chefs walk into a bar

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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