What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Basically

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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BOTTOM!!!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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