- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

I work at jcpenny

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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