- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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