Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Anti Joke

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