What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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You bumder!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Weed.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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