Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Katy Perry

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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