- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Justin Bieber.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

8=> >->-o

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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