- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

JUST KIDDING^

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

._____________________. Whale!

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Adam Chebali has no life

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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