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Chuck Norris Dies.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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