Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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