What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Feminism

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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