- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

retard

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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