Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

retard

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...