- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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