Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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