- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What's 1+1? 69.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

You know whats funny Aids

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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