- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

My mum is called Steve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.