How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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