What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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