How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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