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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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