What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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._____________________. Whale!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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