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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

I am very humble.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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