What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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