- Anti Joke

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outside your comfort zone

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Lindsay Lohan

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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