- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

women's rights

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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