Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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