- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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