- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

i like men but im not gay

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Knock knock Go away

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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