Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

A Serbian Film

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

sfdg

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

I LIKE TRAINS

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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