- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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