Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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a. why? b. because

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Politics

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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