- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Actually it was me Josh brown

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

Your social life.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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