Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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