- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

BOTTOM!!!

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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