Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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flavin's head

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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human centipede

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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