- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

A dyslexic blind man

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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