Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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