Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Whats white? A fridge

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Cancer.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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