Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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