- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

9/11

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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