- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

cats are pussies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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