What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why? Why Not?

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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